Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Conversational Genius

I am feeling a little thirsty. Can you get me some water please?

Who asked you to drink so much yesterday. I guess doctor Krishnan must have prescribed you to have 4 large pegs of SINGLE MALT to cure the loneliness.

Why you females always think that we become ‘rickshaw wallas’ after drinking. BTW did you notice that lonely girl in the party? Why was she looking so sad?

Was this an after effect of the divine drink or you are generally very ‘observative’ in the parties.

I keep my eyes open, so that I can see the beauty around regardless of my state. But now the little finger of my left foot is asking for a drink. And this time it is plain water. And I want to help her desperately.

I also want to help you, not so desperately though, but just wish that it would be ‘he’ not a ‘she’ whom you are so craving to help.

See you are not even good at wishing things. Wish more babu, wish bigger, with an open heart.

I too had a heart once upon a time. But now in the vain to protect everything from loosing, I just don’t stop and couldn’t feel that I have it any more.

This TV is so full of shit and especially these news channels. Look now they are reporting about a dog that travels in Mercedes. Whatever…

I have not seen this painting, which I made when you proposed me, since long. Oh god its so…..can you tell me that story of rose and daal-chaawal once more.

You know where that story ends. So you want a pictorial demonstration or a voice conference will be ok for you ma’am!

Your little finger of left foot wanted some water I guess. I will get it for the poor fellow. Can we go out for dinner today?

Can We?

Your sense of humor is just fantastic. You should open a humor designer firm and consult people to increase their level too.

You know this forum ‘22 knots’ of my college alumni, right? Mr. Basu wrote a one liner. Everybody came up with a suggestion. Few analytical one, few helping one, few a little criticizing and few are just plain observative. Finally that led to Mr. Basu hoping in front of his computer screen.

I hope you are not telling me this because we just did that.

Come on we are not like this.

2 comments:

gary said...

JUST WANTED TO COMMENT
My comments are not related to the TOPIC



I am feeling a little thirsty. Can you get me some water please?

Who asked you to drink so much yesterday. I guess doctor Krishnan must have prescribed you to have 4 large pegs of SINGLE MALT to cure the loneliness.

DEHYDRATION boss.... 99% due to Dr krishnan prescription and 1% due to sunny day

Why you females always think that we become ‘rickshaw wallas’ after drinking. BTW did you notice that lonely girl in the party? Why was she looking so sad?

i am still confused about the PLANET they belong to.... still confused about MCP statements....
but i know there brahmastra is whining and some more rhymic words like crying etc etc


Was this an after effect of the divine drink or you are generally very ‘observative’ in the parties.

I keep my eyes open, so that I can see the beauty around regardless of my state. But now the little finger of my left foot is asking for a drink. And this time it is plain water. And I want to help her desperately.

I also want to help you, not so desperately though, but just wish that it would be ‘he’ not a ‘she’ whom you are so craving to help.

See you are not even good at wishing things. Wish more babu, wish bigger, with an open heart.

see these are +ve effects when you stick to SINGLE MALTS and when you switch to RS, MD and further down then the opposite happens...
if you increase the quantity then the wish/observation size too increases. not sure about the observation part.. i am very poor at that.


I too had a heart once upon a time. But now in the vain to protect everything from loosing, I just don’t stop and couldn’t feel that I have it any more.

This TV is so full of shit and especially these news channels. Look now they are reporting about a dog that travels in Mercedes. Whatever…


so you brought a TV ..


I have not seen this painting, which I made when you proposed me, since long. Oh god its so…..can you tell me that story of rose and daal-chaawal once more.

You know where that story ends. So you want a pictorial demonstration or a voice conference will be ok for you ma’am!

Your little finger of left foot wanted some water I guess. I will get it for the poor fellow. Can we go out for dinner today?

Can We?

Your sense of humor is just fantastic. You should open a humor designer firm and consult people to increase their level too.

You know this forum ‘22 knots’ of my college alumni, right? Mr. Basu wrote a one liner. Everybody came up with a suggestion. Few analytical one, few helping one, few a little criticizing and few are just plain observative. Finally that led to Mr. Basu hoping in front of his computer screen.


A few basu's i know
mad basu gaurab basu
and another one some sap-tri-shi
basu...
he missed a 'T' at the end
Do you read his crap....i too like reading but definitely avoid CRAP


I hope you are not telling me this because we just did that.

Come on we are not like this.

Vikas Shrivastava said...

'So you bought a TV' was really a very good comment. I almost have forgotten that I do not have a TV. thanks for reminding me.